Godzilla Lost Movie

Chapter One: The Soft Beginning

One day, I was watching Cory in the House hentai. Then I heard the doorbell ring. There was an old man wearing a Bat-Man shirt. "Did you lose this", the old man asked. He held up a VHS tape that said "Godzilla Lost". I was a fan of Godzilla so I got a bat, beat up the old man, threw him in a dumpster, and grabbed the VHS. I went into my basement, past my deformed twin I keep in a cage, and grabbed my old VCR. I brought it back upstairs and plugged it in to my TV.
=Chapter Two: The Meaty Middle=
I turned off ALL of my lights. Then I put the tape into the VCR. For some strange reason, it took about 56.789 seconds for the tape to start. Then it showed a copyright date of 1985. It showed a title that said "Godzilla Takes New York". The font was comic sans. Then it showed some red guy that I had never seen in any Godzilla movie. It said "Time for a Feature Length Lost Episode". Then it cut to Godzilla in the water. He looked strange. He was al cyan and had red eyes. He was swimming in a swimming contest against Barney the Dinosaur. I was confused because Godzilla isn't something a toddler should watch. The race was cut short when a guy in a boat was sailing and hit Godzilla. Then Godzilla said "Nigga, why you hit me". Then Godzilla grabbed the guy and ate him. He sallowed rather than spit. Then, He went over to New York.

Chapter Three: The Crunchy Delectable End?

It showed Godzilla walk to new York. Then, it showed footage of Godzilla destroying the Twin towers. Then I realized something...THIS MOVIE PREDICTED 9/11!!!!! "OOPS", said Godzilla. Then he said "Look at the time, I'd better go...It's 9:11". Then it closed Godzilla in black void while playing the Seinfeld theme. Then It showed the credits
Godzilla: Jerry Seinfeld
Barney: Phone
Writer: Osama Bin Laden
Director: Donald Trump
Red: Annie Bovaird
Guy in boat: Steve Harwell

Chapter Four: Just Desserts

I knew who a lot of these people were. Except for one. The cunt that played barney. So I have one question... WHO WAS PHONE?????????????????